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Online Breathalyzer And Blood Alcohol Content Calculator. Had a few drinks? Feeling a bit drunk? Not sure if you should drive and risk a drink driving charge? Try the R U Pissed online breathalyzer and blood alcohol content calculator.

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Secret Stash Safe Secret Stash Safes

Made from the actual product containers. Without so much as a seam. The bottom or top twists off to reveal a secret hiding place. The ideal way to protect cash, jewelry and other valuables while at home or traveling. Better than a locked safe, and a thousand times cheaper!

What crook would want to steal a can of Kibbles and Bits? Made from real brand names, you choose the style. The bottom unscrews to allow access to your valuables.

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Six Pack Holster The Six Pack Holster

You'll be the hit of the tailgator party or fishing trip with this belt! Available in either Camo, Red, Black, Blue or Pink, it holds six of your favorite beers and will fit comfortably around even the biggest beer belly!

Now you don't have to worry about someone stealing your beer at a party, or misplacing it when you go to take a leak!

It also makes a great gift for that beer drinkin' guy in your life! Why bother getting him a tool belt that he'll never use? He won't complain about doing yardwork with this strapped around his waist. Also available in Pink! It'll make a great gag gift for that girl who drinks with the guys! Fits waist sizes 30" - 54".

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AlcoHAWK Personal Breathalysers

Have you ever wondered exactly how intoxicated you are during a night of drinking? Are you afraid that friends may be driving drunk, but you’re not sure?

Now you can measure anyone's exact alcohol level with a portable breath tester. Simply blow into the tester and your blood alcohol level will be displayed in seconds.

No more guessing. No more worry.

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